I'll make it short and sweet; Sacramento is where I reside with my beautiful family of four (and growing). College kid just making a name for myself.

Apr 22, 2014 / 3,398 notes

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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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is-this-name-creative:

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

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tarzanna:

The feeling of fingertips on your back and lips on your spine are some of the best

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays
Apr 20, 2014 / 280,344 notes

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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Apr 20, 2014 / 393,860 notes

ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

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awwww-cute:

This is how my husky likes to sleep on my bed
Apr 20, 2014 / 12,447 notes

awwww-cute:

This is how my husky likes to sleep on my bed

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famovs:

hahahaha can’t even
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famovs:

hahahaha can’t even

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Apr 20, 2014 / 30,110 notes

sci-universe:

Italy’s Mount Etna volcano erupting perfect smoke rings.
Blaze it.

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